to clarify-
Matt is getting my camera with its separate lenses and case and tripod that my siblings broke.and my apple bottom jeans, the vaccuum cleaner and my pillow which smells like pantene pro v and the excess pantene pro v that is in my shower right now. also matt will recieve my pink razor cell phone, clue and the game of life, my betty boop doll that was given to me by my moms cousin- the tag on her says something about her being americas sex symbol, some of my framed photography, my knitting stuff-which includes the half knitted scarf that has 82 thousand holes in it--but scarves are better that way, and finally that car protection thing that has a rape alarm and a whistle and a flashlight and a blinking light and a window breaker and a screwdriver and a seatbelt cutter--who knows what it doesn't have.
Ethan is getting my laptop and all of my shoes, these include my $120 dollar pair of adidas', my stillettos, my pumps, my pumas, my hooker boots, and my famous pink shoes,and my chicken slippers, my other pair of adidas'-not to be confused with the $120 dollar pair, my sandles- the puma pair and the two pairs with the heels, my hand lotion, my monkey named sebastian- for hugs, my social secuity number and my ipod (because fauxpods suck),
Dan is getting my clothes, all of them, anita, and my school work so that he can finish the semester for me, and the Famous McCarty Hat that i cherish with all my heart, also my mat kearney cd, and the happy mug, the passwords to every account i ever had and THE NOTEBOOK, which contains all of my poetry that i've ever written in it, violet my stuffed cat and my baby blanket, the hello kitty pez container, and my ihome.
Abby is getting all my purses, my chutes and ladders game, the jane austen book, my bedspread and my bedroom, my photographs will go to abby so that she can cherish the memories of us, my sensual amber perfume, my michigan application, my earrings, my poetry books, my cds other than mat kearney, my laundry basket, my deoderant, my husband-(i've seen how you look at him),my carpet, my newly painted walls, the zorro poster, my american girl dolls, my backpack, the bed, the nightstand, the clock radio, the show your card and save sign, my superman poster, my spiderman poster, my curtains, my gold medal from tae kwon do, my high lighters all of them including the blue one, my retainers, my paintings and my painting supplies and whatever remains in my bedroom.
just to remind you i want to be buried old style in my burning car while it is pushed into the river by the four of you.
Just to clarify this is a joke and will not hold up in a court of law, so if i do die do not try and get this stuff from my parents. it has not been witness or signed and to repeat myself for the 87th time (man i love the number 8) it will NOT HOLD UP IN A COURT OF LAW!!!!!
Matt is getting my camera with its separate lenses and case and tripod that my siblings broke.and my apple bottom jeans, the vaccuum cleaner and my pillow which smells like pantene pro v and the excess pantene pro v that is in my shower right now. also matt will recieve my pink razor cell phone, clue and the game of life, my betty boop doll that was given to me by my moms cousin- the tag on her says something about her being americas sex symbol, some of my framed photography, my knitting stuff-which includes the half knitted scarf that has 82 thousand holes in it--but scarves are better that way, and finally that car protection thing that has a rape alarm and a whistle and a flashlight and a blinking light and a window breaker and a screwdriver and a seatbelt cutter--who knows what it doesn't have.
Ethan is getting my laptop and all of my shoes, these include my $120 dollar pair of adidas', my stillettos, my pumps, my pumas, my hooker boots, and my famous pink shoes,and my chicken slippers, my other pair of adidas'-not to be confused with the $120 dollar pair, my sandles- the puma pair and the two pairs with the heels, my hand lotion, my monkey named sebastian- for hugs, my social secuity number and my ipod (because fauxpods suck),
Dan is getting my clothes, all of them, anita, and my school work so that he can finish the semester for me, and the Famous McCarty Hat that i cherish with all my heart, also my mat kearney cd, and the happy mug, the passwords to every account i ever had and THE NOTEBOOK, which contains all of my poetry that i've ever written in it, violet my stuffed cat and my baby blanket, the hello kitty pez container, and my ihome.
Abby is getting all my purses, my chutes and ladders game, the jane austen book, my bedspread and my bedroom, my photographs will go to abby so that she can cherish the memories of us, my sensual amber perfume, my michigan application, my earrings, my poetry books, my cds other than mat kearney, my laundry basket, my deoderant, my husband-(i've seen how you look at him),my carpet, my newly painted walls, the zorro poster, my american girl dolls, my backpack, the bed, the nightstand, the clock radio, the show your card and save sign, my superman poster, my spiderman poster, my curtains, my gold medal from tae kwon do, my high lighters all of them including the blue one, my retainers, my paintings and my painting supplies and whatever remains in my bedroom.
just to remind you i want to be buried old style in my burning car while it is pushed into the river by the four of you.
Just to clarify this is a joke and will not hold up in a court of law, so if i do die do not try and get this stuff from my parents. it has not been witness or signed and to repeat myself for the 87th time (man i love the number 8) it will NOT HOLD UP IN A COURT OF LAW!!!!!
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